Battle of the BOTS!

Darling Henry,

Dear, oh dear. What has happened to you over the past year and a half? I understand buying bots for your PR girlfriend, who claims to be a big wig in television production. However, there is no paper trail to prove so, except for a Deadline article, which can be bought and paid for like the others discussing the "relationship."

But you?

Do you need to buy bots to inflate your social media worth? Your self-worth? I know this is a general thing celebrities do in order to "boost" their perceived popularity, but it seems tacky to me. How about spending the money you have on charity instead of buying bots for you and your fake girlfriend?

On a separate note, the amount of articles lately detailing "rumors" of getting roles for various films and television? Oof.

I'm afraid your turning from Superman into Rumorman. All rumor and no substance.